yencabulator 2 months ago

Also good to remember that Microsoft Copilot is not Github Copilot even if Microsoft now runs Github. And then there's apparently Microsoft Copilot in Azure, which is a devops tool. Clear as mud!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Copilot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GitHub_Copilot

https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/products/copilot

  • rendaw 2 months ago

    Oh wow, I wish they'd adopt that strategy to clarify the mess that is .net, .net framework, .net core, .net standard, and .net.

whobre 2 months ago

I remember the time when Microsoft was rebranding everything as “.NET”. Lasted for a couple of years and then they moved on to a different hype.

  • kalleboo 2 months ago

    As far as I can recall, this has been their branding strategy:

    1996: Rename everything to "MSN" including a news TV channel

    2000: Rename everything ".NET" even if it's not a programming language

    2005: Rename everything that remotely touches the internet to "Live"

    2013: Rename everything to "365"

    2025: Rename everything to "Copilot" even things that are not just an LLM

    Also sprinkle "Windows" liberally over everything in the late 90's-00's

    Did I miss anything?

    Edit: was reminded of this classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUXnJraKM3k

    • Too 2 months ago

      Skype and Lync, surface, windows subsystem for linux, AD to Entra, 10S, "whatever for enterprise", whatever for teams, one, one s, one x, windows phone, windows mobile, windows mobile 8, service pack became anniversary update became creators update. Let's not even get started on things like Visual C++ redistributable runtime framework package for desktop bridge (not making that up).

      • rendaw a month ago

        So there's Lync and Linq? No wonder I was having trouble searching, and I thought I was bad at spelling on top of that...

    • jsmith45 a month ago

      2013ish also had a "One" naming trend that was short lived: Xbox One SkyDrive->OneDrive

      It didn't seem to spread much though...

    • indrora 2 months ago

      you frogot "Visual" in there.

fckmsft32 2 months ago

Microsoft 365 Copilot .NET 4.0 SP2

  • kalleboo 2 months ago

    Needs more MSN and Live in there somewhere

    • prox 2 months ago

      Microsofts MSN 365 Copilot Live .NET 4.0 SP2

      Hope I helped ;)

blackeyeblitzar 2 months ago

At some point the FTC and DOJ really need to split up these huge companies to stop this bundling of separate products to block out any competition.

  • bdangubic 2 months ago

    easy solution - just don’t use windows

    • smt88 2 months ago

      Hundreds of millions of people are required by their employer to use Windows

      • 3836293648 2 months ago

        Milions of soldiers are required by their employer to shoot and kill people.

        That their employer said so doesn't make it moral or ok. Using Windows is always wrong. Using Chrome is always wrong.

        • smt88 2 months ago

          It's childish, privileged, and detached from reality to tell people to quit literally their entire career to avoid using Windows or Chrome. There are industries (not just single companies) that use Windows.

          The degree of moral purity is only possible for people who are already rich or willing to be a burden on the rest of society by being unemployed.

        • vo2maxer 2 months ago

          How are these claims any different than saying: Buying groceries in any supermarket chain is always wrong; buying an automobile from any of the large car makers is always wrong?

          • 3836293648 a month ago

            These aren't serious claims. They're criticising the argument being used.

            They are things I do stand for though

        • oenton 2 months ago

          I visit hacker news for insightful discussions and this ain’t it chief. The world is much larger than your bubble and sticking your fingers in your ears doesn’t change that.

          • 3836293648 a month ago

            These aren't serious claims. They're criticising the argument being used. Good job on the reading comprehension.

            They are things I do stand for though

      • bdangubic 2 months ago

        yup, in which case this is a simple corporate issue. what does one care about what windows bundles together if this is OS and software provided to you for work?! if I was insane enough to work for such a company (am not) I would want them to bundle 100 things together, pile it on - flight attendant to the copilot to the copilot… :)

    • indrora 2 months ago

      I've come to appreciate two things in salty ass tech culture:

      * Don't say "hello" alone in DMs * When you say "Just", whatever follows can be summarily replaced with "Go Fuck Yourself".

      Summarized pretty well by [0], honestly.

      [0]https://youtu.be/BOKpkWnrq4w?t=309 (timestamp important)

  • dialup_sounds 2 months ago

    All they did here was change the name.

    • evanjrowley 2 months ago

      So that the next generation will never know there was such a thing as a local-first office suite free from invasive AI.

tanseydavid 2 months ago

I am the only who wonders if Microsoft marketing people also rename their children once they reach a couple of years old?

486sx33 2 months ago

Boo copilot integration Microsoft’s path to monetization of their chat gpt “partnership”

nunez 2 months ago

Anyone remember when Microsoft slapped .NET on everything?

This is that.

"We must get an ROI on the money we lit on fire!" -Some exec, probably

Havoc 2 months ago

Well excel is going to continue to excel.

...everything else in office is in danger of getting AI crammed into it diagonally whether it needs it or not.

  • fckmsft32 2 months ago

    The competency crisis will also affect Excel down the line, just like it's affecting Boeing spaceships and planes and everything else the new demographics touch.

    • tomnipotent 2 months ago

      People only use Word or PowerPoint to do a small part in a larger job.

      Many people live in Excel and spend much of their day-to-day in it. When Microsoft introduced the ribbon, it was the Excel crowd that was, by far, the loudest and most vocal. Excel has the Microsoft Excel World Championship, a legitimate Esport.

dunno7456 2 months ago

Suddenly everyone uses copilot and the numbers are looking good /s

vo2maxer 2 months ago

I’m trying to understand why the sentiment in many of the comments is one of near outrage. Is this based on the atavistic hatred of Microsoft or is there a cogent position on why this is a noxious implementation?

  • bravetraveler 2 months ago

    Name no do job good; is this post just to practice your vocabulary? Do you really find difficulty understanding why one finds ire with muddying identifiers?

  • yapyap 2 months ago

    Cause they’re moving forward with forcing their AI slop down every Windows users’ throats

    • dialup_sounds 2 months ago

      You're not forced to open the app and purchase a $120/yr subscription just because they changed the name.

      • Arn_Thor 2 months ago

        I’m not paying a cent but I see AI buttons and ads for it all over my OS and software interfaces. Let’s just say this renaming makes me think that’s not about to improve anytime soon.

        • dialup_sounds 2 months ago

          I do not agree that seeing a button I don't like is equivalent to forcing AI slop down our throats.

  • ksec 2 months ago

    Think about all the confusion a normal user will face and then some of us have to answer and offer support for it. They could have called it Office 733 or 999 and people wouldn't be as angry. But they completely got rid of Office brand name.

    I guess at least they did it after Christmas family dinner.

  • ycombinatrix 2 months ago

    using obscure words doesn't make you look intelligent.

    • x______________ 2 months ago

      But it makes me more intelligent after I decipher them.

  • cedilla 2 months ago

    I for one am just exhausted from the torrent of confusing random changes.